codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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takeoverctrl:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

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vocaroo:

shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

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Just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean i’m not watching  

i’m always watching

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• satan: let there be wifi passwords
• satan: let there be calories
• satan: let there be post limit
• satan: let there be swag

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arkansass:

I wonder what Cee Lo Green looks like without sunglasses

nevermind

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marcusbah:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder. 

Oh my god there are actually tears coming out of my eyes. 

omfg//

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niall-horan:

idk its hard to tell it looks perfectly fine to me

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