December 2011
76 posts
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
helloimcatherine:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
^
Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
foreverinlove123:
You are so fake.
I nominate Jenna Marbles and Kingsley to host the...
iwishiwaslittleagain:
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE.♥
YESYESYES PLEASE
A simple 'hi' can lead to a great relationship.
my sister really, really hates when Christmas...
zac-germanotta:
so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on it
merry...
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
i made a new friend on the plane
madlyyinsane:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
forever reblog
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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cashier:
me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
divingintosnowmelt:
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