February 2012
46 posts
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
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getting “what makes you beautiful” sung to me on valentines day.
nicki minaj: you a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. you a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
kidz bop: you a silly girl, you a you a silly girl. you a silly girl, you a you a silly girl
hambutt:
why shouldn’t you eat your girlfriend’s peas?
because they are herpes
marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
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Anonymous asked: <p>Do you play any instruments?</p>
Me at school
Me: what the fuck is this
Me: what the fuck is that
Me: when the fuck will i ever need to know this
Me: why the fuck do these people walk at glacial paces
Me: who the fuck assigned my locker as the official gathering place
Me: when the fuck did the teacher assign that
Me: why the fuck did i take this course
Me: when the fuck is lunch
oh no my text is flying away
